quick back story: i am on the hunt for an antique farm table / library table for my dining room. last night, i came across one that looked promising online, and the person listing it said "reply via text to the number listed". for your entertainment, here is the text conversation that ensued:
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me: hi! do you still have the antique farm table you listed tonight? if so, i'd love to see it. let me know.
response: which table? we listed a few. what are the dimensions. (BadReindeer)
me: hi. the dimensions weren't listed in your ad, but it's the one you listed at 10:11pm. looks like a curved trestle base, huge table. yes??
BadReindeer: oh yeah, that one is 4'x2'. (okay, let me just interject here - the table in the photo was HUGE, no way it was 4'x2')
me: oh, darn - it's too small. thanks anyway! (we go back and forth a few times about the size of the table, etc...BadReindeer (!?!) assures me the photo of the table is in fact 4'x2')
BadReindeer: no problem. if you change your mind, i can throw in a 3 year old, a cd changer, and 3 pull-ups. let me know.
me:.........